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Wed Oct 14, 2009, 11:05 PM
1) full name?
Hayley Ann-Francis Cobb
GRANDMA MIDDLE NAMES FOR THE FAIL. :|:|:|

2) male/female?
Female in denial.

3) were you named after anyone?
LOLNO.

4) does your name mean anything?
. . . In scandinavian it means "Hero" and in celtic it means "Haystack" 8D. . .

5) nickname(s)?
-deep breath- Haystack, Vexen, Vexy, Tamaya, Tama-Chan, Hidan, Hiddy, Gov'na, Batoota, Wombat, Deidara-Senpai, Snookums [xDD].

6) what do you think you look like?
One ugly ass sandy blond haired chick with bangs covering her eyes, a bland, silent, loveless teenager with no confidence. She always wears purple and baggy shirts that do not shape her form in any way whatsoever. :'D

7) date of birth?
September 3rd 1993. :|

8) place of birth and current location?
Invermere, BC, Canada. :U

9) nationality?
Cracker. :U -lolwut-

10) astrology sign?
Virgo in denial.
Aquarius FTW. :|:|:|

11) chinese astrology sign?
I IS A COCK. lolWIN. >:l

12) religion?
Ew? :U

13) what's your favorite smell?
That fresh air smell in the warm afternoon after a below freezing morning~

14) political position?
-thumbs down-

15) what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
. . . Water. BU

16) hair + eye color?
Eyes: Change from Blue- Green- Teal- Grey
Hair: sandy blond
BU . . .

17) do you look like anyone famous?
UUH. no BU

18) what do you look like?
YOUR MOTHER BD

19) any unusual talents?
Uuh. I can pop like every joint in my body out of place, and lick my elbow? :l
-shot-

20) righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Right.

21) gay, straight, bi, or other?
Asexual/Pansexual/Bisexual/Gay <--- LOLWUT.
;'D
In reality I believe I am Lesbian HOWEVER when it comes to Anime. I'm bisexual BY LOLWTF. :|:|:|:|:|:| . . .

22) what do you do for a living?
Breath.

23) what do you do for fun?
Draw. Sing horribly on the top of my lungs. Mindfuck teachers with my voices. Threaten my fellow classmates. Eat my friends' food.

24) materials to work with?
:U UUH.
Computer:
1: Hand
2: Mouse
3: PhotoStudio.

Hands:
1: FAP :|
2: Pencil
3: Paper

25) what kind of materials would you like to work with?
:l Guns? 8D. :l

26) have you met your grandparents?
sadly, yes. BY

27) boyfriend/girlfriend?
No such thing I'm afraid. 8D. .

28) crush?
Crush? Destroy?
Okay :]

29) what celebrity would you date if you could?
Dating= nono :U

30) current worries?
2012, and the fact that it has been scientifically proven.

31) favorite online guy/girl(s)?
:iconflobbknocker::heart::heart::heart:~
:iconaltariauchiha::heart::heart::heart:~

34) do you burn or tan?
BUUUUUURNNN :U

35) ever break a bone?
Lolnein.

36) what is your favourite cereal?
I like oatmeal. Peaches and cream
LOL perverts. I saw what you thought :U

37) person you cry with?
My dog? :U

38) any sisters?
. . . Two. Step-sisters. One in Iowa the other in Canada.

39) any brothers?
Five. Step-brothers. One in Iowa, four in Canada. - w-

40) any pets?
A dyeing cat DDDD'''>>>
A dumb ass lesbian dog. :'D

41) an illness?
. . . Does Masochism and being psychotic count? :'D -dead serious-
- 3-

42) a pager?
Tell me why I just thought of 'Otto Mann' from "The Simpsons"?

43) a personal phone line?
1800-Gotouchyourself

44) a cell phone?
Ew. :l

45) a visible birthmark?
I have a triangular scar on my head that I had when I was born if that counts? :l


46) a pool or hot tub?
Hot tub~ o wo

47) a car?
I don't even have my permit yet :l
DO NOT WANT. - w-

48) personality?
Strangely and EXTREMELY anti-social when it comes to classmates.
I'm a typical loser girl who spends most of the time in front of the computer, or drawing, or playing videogames when I'm not studying.
BUT. I'm not fat. HA. and I don't wear glasses either. SO SUCK IT :U

49) driving?
I can do it. - 3- and?

50) your clothing style?
Tends to be a style before it becomes popular. Like neon colours and black. I wore that for AGES then it became 'SCENE' DDDD< FUCKING FAIL.
Now I don't care. I wear T-shirts and sweatshirts that make me look fat and baggy jeans :'D

51) room?
Red, black, and, white.

52) what's missing?
Real life friends ; A;

53) school?
The school in general FAILS. The administraters don't know what they're doing. Everyone's racist, and judge girls as weak, useless shits who belong in the kitchen. And lack manners.

54) bed?
Right behind me.
It's big, black, and japanese-ish BD Wanna join? -HINT-:iconflobbknocker::iconaltariauchiha:-HINT-

55) relationship with your parents?
Fucked up :U

56) do you believe in yourself?
LOLOLOLOL NOT ONE BIT.

57) do you believe in love at first sight?
Uh haaaaah yea-NO. :l

58) consider yourself a good listener?
One of the best listeners I know.

59) have a future dream that you would like to share?
Voice actor?

60) get along with your parents?
LOLno.

61) save your e-mail conversations?
I USED to save my MSN conversations. When I HAD MSN. :l

62) pray?
Fail.

63) believe in reincarnation?
Yes :U

64) brush your teeth twice a day?
Lolnope :'D once.

65) like to talk on the phone?
ONLY to two certain mo'fuckers.

66) like to eat?
OOOMNOMNOM >BY

67) like to exercise?
When I can. Yes :'D

68) like to watch sports?
FFFFFTTTTTTTT.FUCKNAW.

69) sing in the car?
When I'm with mother, and the music is loud. Yes. Silently.

70) what is a dream that you have all the time?
I tend to have the same dream in different forms.
They usually tend to consist of me ending up in Massachusetts with :iconflobbknocker: and :iconaltariauchiha: alone leaving a worn down black and white dead looking school, beach side. We all walk each other home, and while we stand in the middle of my street a giant orange and red wall of fire comes at us, we hold onto each other- and I wake up.

71) dream in color?
Oui - w-

72) do you have nightmares?
usually if I do. . . it consists of my friends dyeing
If they have vampires, zombies or death- I usually wake up at the best parts :'D

73) sleep with a stuffed animal?
No. Fucking dog ate it >BY

74) what's right next to you?
Empty soda cans, a bed, and nasal spray.

75) what's on your favorite mug?
Do not have.

76) what's on your mouse pad?
Red.

77) your favorite flavor of gum?
Minty fresh :'U

78) your brand of deodorant?
the clear kind - 3-

79) your dream honeymoon spot?
LOLWUT?? o vO

80) your dream husband/wife?
. . . Someone who gives a shit? 8D.

81) what's hiding in your closet?
The Joker. On a poster. A horrifying mess of clothing on the floor.

82) under your bed?
socks.

83) the name of one of your closest/best friends?
ALLISONRACHAEL? 8D.

84) your bad time of the day?
5:35 AM BY

85) your worst fear(s)?
Sheep. And failing at life.

86) what's the weather like?
Nighttime. Cold. :U~~~

87) your favorite time of year?
FALL AND WINTER.
I USED to prefer spring. But that's when spiders hatch. And infest my room, and surround me in the least likely places and and PANIC.
OHGEEZ.

88) your favorite holiday?
Halloween? :l

89) a material weakness?
Computer. :l INEEDTOCOMMUNITEWITHMYLOVERS. ; 0;

90) the weirdest food or drink that you like?
. . . Raw tuna?

91) at the top of your "to do list"?
Uuh. Wake up tomorrow and survive conferences? BU . . .

92) the hardest thing about growing up?
The other children. -SIGH- Nobody knows how to play nicely these days -SCOFF-

93) a pet peeve?
Rude or no manners.

94) your scariest moment?
-Ahem-
She wondered aimlessly into a barn with a freshly made sign nailed to it reading "DO NOT ENTRE", naively pushing the door open a horrid stench of death wafted toward her and met her nostrils. However inward she wondered hypnotized by the knifes on the walls, and the hooks from the ceiling. She used her shirt to cover her nose. A few more feet she wondered in, pulled on a string of which a loud click was heard followed by a yellow light, and sheep hanging from hooks. In horror she backed up and felt something hard against her back, she turned and to her horror she came face-to-face with a bleeding, rotting, decapitated sheep head with maggots in the eye sockets, it's form was wrinkled- and had probably been sitting there for about a week or more.

True story. Don't fuck with me about sheep. They're fucking horrifying. :|
; _______ ;

95) your attitude about love?
F A I L.

96) the funniest or most desperate thing you've done?

I can't think of anything at the moment but here's a moment I had a couple days ago.
If you've ever seen Demyx Time and seen KellyJane's portrayal of Vexen you'll know what I mean when I say 'Vexen voice" . . . Because I can do it nearly perfectly.
Anymatter . . . I was sitting outside in front of the school on a grassy hill on my book bag, and up from behind me comes some random person falling and tripping over me. I shout out by instinct, "You have two eyes and a brain use them! Mindless imp." The dude who tripped over me got himself up and looked at me and instead of some loud mouth remark which he was obviously about to do he says, "Demyx Time? Are you KellyJane?" I just stare, and continue speaking in Vexen voice, "You, sir are an imbecile. Go catch your bus." he turned around and fled toward the bus of which he nearly missed. - 3- -Had no clue it was his bus- :'D
GODDAMN I TYPE TOO MUCH. :|

97) the worst feeling in the world?
Uselessness?

98) the best feeling in the world?
Peace.

99) who sent this to you?
:iconox-tamaya-chan-xo:lul:|

100) People to send this to?
:iconflobbknocker::heart:
:iconaltariauchiha::heart:
:iconallogeneous::heart:
:iconshinuz::heart:

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:iconutsukushii-sama:
HOLY FUCK SO LONGG yet I read everything :| I want to post it as well lolol but everyone will hate me.

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:iconkawaiista:
ahahaha~
i know Xiggy/Vexy real name > w <
lol

umm yeah i'm calling you by your real name on gaia now teehee~

btw this was really long that i made my sis read it for me . _ .;;;;
you must of been bored when you did this..yes?

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Mew?Meow?Rawr?Boredom = w =
:iconox-tamaya-chan-xo:
Xigbah's real name is sexy B'D

NONO. No real name on gaia o -O. Real name bad. > >.

And YES. It was like . . . 2 AM when I did this? :'D


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In the name of Science:
BOW DOWN TO BILL NYE.

Billnyeism.
yes.
:iconox-tamaya-chan-xo:

LOLOLDOIT.
At 2 in the morning it
seemed like a good idea
at the time :'D


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In the name of Science:
BOW DOWN TO BILL NYE.

Billnyeism.
yes.
:iconkawaiista:
yes very XDDD

lol.....for being nice my name is Katie you can say it on my Saix account . w .if you want

LOL having a all nighter ?

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Mew?Meow?Rawr?Boredom = w =
:iconox-tamaya-chan-xo:
I passed out at liiiiike 3 8D.

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In the name of Science:
BOW DOWN TO BILL NYE.

Billnyeism.
yes.
:iconkawaiista:
lol XDDD
thats like me i try do an all nighter but i pass out at 4 XDD

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Mew?Meow?Rawr?Boredom = w =
:iconshinuz:
D: I better be the only one you take food from. D8< Lol

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~nya~

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